robertmackayclan

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE, HAD, OR WILL HAVE TODDLERS, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS. IT MAY BE APPROPRIATE FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH SPOUSES THAT SOMETIMES ACT LIKE TODDLERS?!

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must not ever appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all of the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you're playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.

Deb. Lawrence
Missionary to the Philippines